June 2012
251 posts
captaindorkwad:
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans...
People in fandoms take apart stories more than...
English Teacher: The curtains were blue to show the depressing feelings the character was feeling.
Writer: The curtains were blue because I like blue curtains...
Fandom: The curtains were blue because they reminded him of the blue trench coat his best friend used to wear. Because truly, deep down in his heart, he loved that man more than a best friend. He loved him and he completed him. Now that he's gone, all he has to remember him by is those blue curtains.
Writer: I JUST LIKE BLUE CURTAINS OKAY! GOD!
I just saw the word 'Microsoft' and thought it...
aint-nothin-wrong-with-that:
That’s when you know you’re a sherlockian.
I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.
beaky-peartree:
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earthgirldonna:
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Suddenly you hear it
DADADADADADADADA CIRCUS DADADADADADADADA AFRO CIRCUS-AFRO CIRCUS-AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
what if john made sherlock a roast dinner and...
thoroughlysherlocked:
Little Miss Moffat
wakingupinbakerstreet:
So, I've decided to start saying...
curlyboff:
mrspockify:
“Oh My Croft” from now on instead of “Oh My God”
I think it sounds more fun, don’t you? And maybe I’ll say it with a little umbrella each time…
This is quite possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Knowing me though, it’ll just come out sounding really sexual or something… people will think I’m weird and I love my car.
Yes, I named my car Mycroft.
...
I imagine Peter Jackson and Steven Moffat like two...
bowties-r-cool:
The real question is, though…out of Peter Jackson and Steven Moffat…who’s the Mum? :D
